Living most of my life in the Philippines, I've seen my share of strange written warning signs here and there, mostly murdering the english language. and whatever I get to shoot with my camera phone I post here. but when my fiancee sent me some of these pictures via email, I just had to check out this website chockfull of these strange signs by Jojie Alcantara. just thought I'd share some of these pictures... children please cover your eyes. :) wouldn't these would look so good with my LAWSUIT! Hareruya!!! this store owner might just be Japanese Christian would you like to buy some ladies, men or kids? you know you're in deep sh*ten if you have this in your vanity drawer. well it's not as bad as if you had some ded sh*t I hear Queen singing "Vicycle vicycle vicycle, I want to ride my vicycle I want to ride my vike" note: must not be confused with bicycle or vehicle. Lol cannot seen but can eating... note to label makers... no use translate tool of search engine for ads unless selling product to cavemen. I wonder... how stiff can slopes be? Another business waiting for a lawsuit. wanna fight biach!?! umm... I'm feel soooo much dumber now after reading this one.